• Adboard just disapproved or deferred decision on your commercial. And you need to air in two days.
• You need research to prove that your commercial is "real". Client's R&D people are on sick leave. You research on your own, draft a letter to Adboard, and send it to their hellhole.
• At the same time, your producer pushes back on revisions.
• Client gives you a call. You need to present concepts first thing next week, at 9 AM. Concepts have not been started.
• Within the day, there is another Client presentation. Creatives turn in the materials 30 minutes before the actual presentation.
• A competitor launched a new campaign two weeks ago, and the competitive analysis that you've supposedly already done has been pending since then.
• The computer is going so slow that it takes a million years for you to open an email. In the meantime, you see the frantically blinking orange light as it "thinks".
• You open an attachment and try to quickly print it for an alignment meeting with Client that is about to happen in two minutes. The computer hangs.
• You're wearing heels.

After work, I pop the CSI Las Vegas Season 5 DVD collection. I swear, I know enough about forensics and trace evidence that I could get away with murder. Now that would be the most beautiful day.