Monday, September 12, 2005
the unhappiest place on earth
I have a client whose job it is to make people happy. However, they are not exactly a happy bunch. They rarely smile. They always complain. They openly express feelings of neglect when we do not call them or visit their office. It is no wonder why they fail miserably at their jobs of making people happy. And why they also fail to keep their happy place, precisely, a happy place.

Our team is being contaminated by this unhappiness at dangerous rates and levels. These unhappy people should be exterminated (now there's a happy thought).
dezphaire strapped in @ 3:04 PM  


  • At 2:18 AM, Anonymous jayvee f. said…

    HOW SAD!!!!

  • At 9:16 AM, Anonymous jojo said…

    i'm trying to guess which company it is...

    hapee toothpaste (hehe, pilitin ba!)

  • At 10:18 AM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    jayvee: yes, isn't it. they are such a sad, sad bunch of rotten grapes.

    jojo: sige pa, kaya mo yan :) hehe.

  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger mildred said…

    contaminated with pests? spray hem with pesticides sis hakhakhak..! smile & have a good day..! hopping from my friend Nao

  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger mildred said…


  • At 12:58 PM, Anonymous she said…

    what kind of people ba yang mga yan at bakit ang hirap nila pasayahin..

  • At 7:58 PM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    mildred: if only i could spray them with cyanide. hehe.

    she: yung isa, mukhang kabayo (no kidding) at yung isa kelangan yata ng lovelife (or ng life, basically). i'm being mean... but man, they are just a freakin pain in the neck!

  • At 4:40 AM, Blogger dreaming-neko said…

    if the happy-people get together and make-fun of the unhappy-person, you'll be happy again (at that person's expense)! ]:)

  • At 8:48 AM, Anonymous she said…

    haha mukang kabayo? man! kung ako din naman siguro na mukang kabayo eh malulungkot din pero for a while lang syempre kasi you'll get used to seeing your face like that na so you learn to love yourself na rin no matter how ugly you are. eek. hay.. pag pray mo na lang sila, hehe


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