I have a client whose job it is to make people happy. However, they are not exactly a happy bunch. They rarely smile. They always complain. They openly express feelings of neglect when we do not call them or visit their office. It is no wonder why they fail miserably at their jobs of making people happy. And why they also fail to keep their happy place, precisely, a happy place.
Our team is being contaminated by this unhappiness at dangerous rates and levels. These unhappy people should be exterminated (now there's a happy thought).
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HOW SAD!!!!