Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Another installment on the guy-thing series. I must say that ketchup would be a guy essential. Of course the males reading this post are free to prove me wrong (it's just a generalized observation). Almost all the guys I know loooooove ketchup, Chips being one of them. As in they will coat, rather drippingly, whatever they can with as much ketchup possible. I again observed this one morning as Chips and I were eating hotdogs for breakfast. And in my brain sparked a potentially very tough question...

Chips pours ketchup onto his plate.
He sloshes the hotdog into the puddle of red mush.
My tough question:
"Hun, what would you rather live without - ketchup or me?"
Munching on the sloshed hotdog.
No legitimate response. So I prod...
"As in you wouldn't have ketchup on your burger..."
More munching.
"... on your hotdogs..."
Munch, munch.
"... fries..."
Slosh, slosh.
"... as in noooo ketchup."
He slightly turns to me and says, "Hunny, just eat."

He didn't answer me. What does that say? WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!? Packer.
dezphaire strapped in @ 1:28 PM  


  • At 3:29 PM, Blogger mamajojogirl said…

    guys will do anything to evade confrontation...

    you're one helluva funny girl ;)

  • At 8:58 AM, Blogger jk said…


    na-iimagine ko itsura ni chips while you were asking those questions and when he answered back.


    tell papa chips miss ko na sha.

  • At 11:03 AM, Anonymous jayvee f. said…

    it is inevitable! you lost to ketchup! not all guys love ketchup though. for me, gravy over ketchup anytime ;)

  • At 11:31 AM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    yes. guys. but you just have to live with them. even if you do lose to a condiment.

    GRAVY! it rules. i love it so much, i can drink it :p

    and sure kateh, i will relay your "missing" to papa.

  • At 4:25 PM, Anonymous slither dude said…

    it means...

    don't disturb guys when eating ;p

  • At 10:32 PM, Blogger drivebyshooter said…

    i'm not fond of ketchup. give me gravy on chicken, mayo & mustard (or chili) on hot dogs, and garlic cheese on burgers... but no ketchup.
    on not answering... he was probably just hungry, or thoroughly enjoying his food.


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