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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
what i hate about driving
The general feeling of driving is pleasure to me. I am in control of my own little roller coaster. It can be a thrilling ride. It can also be a lame, ferris-wheel of a ride. It can be a relaxing boat kind of a ride. But as with anything, there will be annoying things sucking the fun out of something that conceptually should make you happy. For instance...
  • I hate cars without brakelights.
  • Also cars without headlights.
  • Or cars that refuse the turn on their headlights when needed.
  • I hate buses that swerve.
  • I hate buses that stop abruptly to get passengers.
  • Any form of public transportation that stops in undesignated places to get passengers.
  • I aim to kill the people waiting in undesignated places to get a ride.
  • I wish someone could legitimately run over the people standing in the middle of the road to get a ride.
  • Also the people who suddenly get off public transportation.
  • I hate tricycles who think they're cars. Or anything bigger than what they are.
  • I wish I had a big-ass car so I can nudge other slow cars around.
  • I hate people driving slow on a hi-way.
  • I hate people driving slow, period.
  • Especially if they're slow and in the middle of the road.
  • Most especially if you honk at them and they get mad at you.
  • Most most especially if there were two of them driving at exactly the same speed, beside each other, like they were in some sychronized swimming slow motion routine.
  • I revel with the thought that I can splash puddles of rain on people waiting in undesignated places to get a ride.
  • I wish it was legal to run over motorcycles in the expressway.
  • If it was legal to shoot someone for honking too much, I would've helped in controlling the population.
  • Or maybe I can shoot the tires and watch it careen out of control and into a concrete wall.
At the end of it all, I really hate that driving makes me think evil thoughts. But well, can't really help it. Evil is evil is evil. I think it's the pumps that make me think this way.
dezphaire strapped in @ 11:08 PM  

10 Comments:

  • At 12:35 AM, Blogger Wanderer said…

    That's uh...to safely say, 85% (maybe higher) of the population in NCR region. I know what you mean though. Driving makes you evil. Just to share, I cut off drivers who rudely cut me off. Then I watch them in my rear view mirror as they hit the brakes for their dear life. I know...evil...

     
  • At 9:48 AM, Anonymous jojo said…

    evil nga...hehehe. i think being in singapore helped me become a less evil person.

    i share your thoughts on the tricycles...ang yayabang pa ng driver ha!

     
  • At 10:39 AM, Anonymous apester said…

    hahaha! parang checklist quiz thing. indicate those which apply to you... haha!

     
  • At 3:52 PM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    wanderer: haha i do that too! i cut them then when i get in front of them, i move at an agonizingly slow pace. lol.

    jojo: i can't imagine having traffic in Singapore. hehe.

    apester: i forgot to place our thoughts on them expensive cars owned by undeserving drivers.

     
  • At 7:38 PM, Blogger vina said…

    i've always had this ultimate fantasy to be able to be invincible, driving an invincible, humongous truck or something, just plowing and crashing through all those f*cking buses and jeepneys and cabs and pedicabs and tricycles (practically everything) and blow them into smithereens.

    erm, without the bloodshed of course.

    duh, and you said you're evil?

     
  • At 11:00 PM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    gosh vina, we couldn't possibly be in the same car!!!

     
  • At 3:42 AM, Anonymous K said…

    Honestly Dez, I don't know how to drive. It make sense because I don't own a car, hence I don't drive.

    I've always been a good passenger, sitting on a backseat. May I hop in? Promise, malinis ang chinelas ko.

     
  • At 8:04 AM, Blogger Abaniko said…

    My pet peeve: the driver behind you honks when the traffic light turns green. Can't he frigging WAIT? Lipad na lang sya.

     
  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger dezphaire said…

    K: as long as you don't mind my driving. though i'm not always such an evil driver (daw).

    abaniko: agree! that totally slipped my mind when i was making the list. kung nangyayari yun, lalo kong binabagalan. hehe.

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Blogger dreaming-neko said…

    i think you like driving, but hate everybody else on the road... i know i do :)

     

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